- As you all know, I love exposing / trolling psychics, @psychicmedium made me smile today: http://yfrog.com/h87y2kcj #
- Tragic floods, sure, but all free to air channels are nothing but the same repeated footage of the Queensland floods. Give me a break. #
- I need to learn to do unto others, it's far easier to show people than to explain to people. #
- I just threw up. Awesome. ._. #
- 9-7pm all three FTA channels in AU are about the flood disaster; it's usually always the same five minutes of footage on loop too. Boring. #
- I, and the rest of the world, laugh derisively at Jersey girls. I can't believe they think their fashion (non)sense isn't atrocious. #
- In a complete freak occurrence (3% odds) my grandmother's small cell carcinoma is in remission, yay chemotherapy! Best. News. Ever. #
- Caught bits of Avatar the Last Air Bender, should be called The Art of War Through Interpretive Dance. Catchier and more apt. #
- Sorry can be more syllables than one can say it seems: http://yfrog.com/h8drzrmj #
- Moss piglets, so strange: http://yfrog.com/h8jzgqtj #
- Iced Vovos. Fuck yeah. http://yfrog.com/h7rk7vqj #
News for the ‘twitter’ Category
Weekly Tweets for 2011-01-16
Weekly Tweets for 2011-01-09
- Big thunderstorm in Sydney, after a few scorching days it's well appreciated. Although my sympathies to Queenslanders and their floods! #
- I'd love to get a lost of jamster customers for an old fashioned killing spree. So sick of their ads. They're SO amazingly shit. #
- Trying to find a nice design sennheiser headphone and bam, an ad for them on TV! I've NEVER seen an ad for them, it's fate! #
- Fuck the world is full of absolutely mediocre 'musicians', and 3.5k sales gets you an Aria these days. Maybe I should start a band for lols? #
- Cats, for their size, make amazingly loud disgusting noises when they eat. #
- I woke up congested, can it be? After a fortnight of flu has rhinovirus come to say G'day? Can't help but laugh, the irony is killing me. :P #
- Nurbergring faces closure: http://www.carpoint.com.au/news/2011/n%c3%bcrburgring-facing-closure-23142 #
- BBC One is producing The Man in the High Castle, a Phillip K. Dick alt. reality, dir. by Ridley Scott. Sounds fantastic! #
- Re: earlier tweet. Ridley Scott's first huge cultural hit Blade Runner was based off Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Phillip K. Dick. #
- Oh internets. Made me smile: http://yfrog.com/h2ewekyj #
Weekly Tweets for 2011-01-02
- The new Hawaii Five-O is fantastic! It's yet to air in AU but the first season is over in the US, grab it at http://eztv.it and enjoy! #
- Finally a text submission that speaks the truth when it comes to those terms and conditions you never read: http://yfrog.com/h83vbyj #
- I enjoyed the iPhone 4 alarm bug giving me a sleep in today, no complaints here. #
- Big thunderstorm in Sydney, after a few scorching days it's well appreciated. Although my sympathies to Queenslanders and their floods! #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-12-26
- Got a killer flu. Enjoy the silence. #
- Blogging is like the wailing wall, you can scream, cry, beat your head against it yet at the end of the day; is anyone listening? #
- "God gives us children so death won't come as such a disappointment." .. I lol'd. #
- My poor old girl died yesterday, I'll miss her. http://yfrog.com/h4m4nqj #
- My poor old girl died yesterday, I'll miss her. http://yfrog.com/hs5p5foj #
- Merry Christmas! Oh, and happy birthday to JC, Mythra, Osiris, Apollyon, Adonai, and all those other Jesus'. #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-12-19
- World of Warcraft Cataclysm has some gorgeous scenery, but overall it's the most lackluster expansion of any game I've reviewed or played. #
- Wtf? A cow with multiple butts and several bonus pair of legs? Found in some dudes front yard: http://yfrog.com/h4igvylj #
- More of the strange cow sculpture .. thing: http://yfrog.com/h2pqfej http://yfrog.com/h2m96ycj #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-12-12
- My sympathies to those ripped off $120 for WoW Cataclysm at shops only to find it's $30 on @blizzardcs website. I say demand a refund. #
- World of Warcraft players seem to have been dicked by @blizzardcs again, notorious for poor server maintenance times, Cataclysm is delayed. #
- WoW Cataclysm is officially the most tedious convoluted single linear quest chain from hell. #
- I hate peanuts. There's always that one nastyass nut that tastes like death in every bag that entire ruins it for the rest of the peanuts. #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-12-05
- I secretly wish my eyes were as blue as these: http://yfrog.com/0in5d0j #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-11-28
- Reason why kittens suck #149 http://yfrog.com/0smridj #
- Tonight Azeroth, the 'old world' of World of Warcraft is being shattered by Deathwing! Exciting times for WoW nerds ahoy! #
- Reason why kittens suck #149 http://yfrog.com/0smridj #
- <3 Kraftwerk #
- Pans Labyrinth could have been an amazing film if only it were in English. #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-11-21
- The sound effects guys for AMC'd The Walking Dead need to be fed to zombies; it cheapens the show from a 10/10 to a 2/10. #
- Just saw a chick I know through twatter in Woman's Day (uh, not that I read it) and lol'd: http://yfrog.com/0ojzrrj #
- iPhone auto complete is so unintuitive and takes forever to learn profanity of non-US slang terms. It's a big shortcoming. @apple #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-11-14
- I can't believe @syfy canned Caprica; their only non-Z grade series of late. Doesn't pay to have intellectual narratives in the US it seems. #
- Catch The Walking Dead for your zombie apocalypse fix on AMC, don't let it go the way Caprica did! E02 is out, damned good show! #
- Ligers. Not just bred for their magical powers. Troofax: http://bit.ly/at279g #
- It appears IBM ThinkPad's are like iPhones, they pretend they can run two programs at once but really can't! #
- When you hit this level, you may have lost the plot: http://bit.ly/9WFrKn #
- Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-11-07
- Krispy Kreme Australia's gone bump and is in voluntary receivership; 13g of fat, not much dough. #
- When they warn you about too much contact with chemo patients; they mean it. Feel nauseated. :( #
- Today is Guy Fawkes day in the UK, well a few hours ago. The only man to enter parliament with honest intentions. :P #
- I lol'd. http://yfrog.com/14983vj #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-10-31
- If you're going to kill yourself, don't do it by jumping in front of a train during peak hour. That's just being a complete cunt. #
- Just found out my grandmother's cancer is terminal. :( #
- I've favourited a YouTube video — DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love(Ft.PitBull)(With Me) http://youtu.be/T4ChcMtiiic?a #
- After being missing for a week my little kitty has returned! http://yfrog.com/77ddnj #
- How will Australian game sellers handle Blizzard pricing digital WoW Cataclysm at nearly $80 lower than them? http://bit.ly/9ggig3 #gaming #
- Dear 'chef's and related TV shows; you can self aggrandize as much as you please, but you're still just a cook. Get a real job, hippies. #
- The sky was ablaze with awesome and wonder this afternoon, didn't have my 4G on hand to get a higher res though: http://yfrog.com/7ehfbdxj #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-10-24
- Paranormal Activity was bad enough, 2 looks worse. Let's see if the consumer market is a sucker to hype again. My bet is they are. #
- 730PM AEST on 10, @maudegarrett is on Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation, shame it's a pre-record or I'd organize something trololol. #
- It seems server hot fixing isn't going to resurface in WoW:Cat, even though they have always been able to, @blizzardcs choose not to. #
- #Dexter S05E04 aired in the US, and because AU TV is too far behind, here's a direct link to the #torrent of it: – http://bit.ly/c98uHL #
- I just realised the date is currently 20-10-2010. At 8:10 PM it'll be 20:10/20-10-2010! :O #
- Beauty and the Geek Australia is shaping up to be pretty lol, scheduled to air on channel 7 in a couple of weeks. #
- Just in case you've ever wondered whether it was a UFO or not, here's an easy identification list: http://bit.ly/d4E6rd #
- Trinny and Sussanna's Westfield ad goes to show they've never experienced an Australia summer. No one here wears a jacket in summer ffs! #
- Is Khloe Kardashian TRYING to look more and more like Rosie Odoublechin? #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-10-17
- All the miners are out in Chile, 33rd just emerged. Good job to the rescuers! Screw being stuck down a hole that long though! D: #
- There's clouds of moths all over the place, looks like some biblical pestilence man. I must have a few mil stuck to my car. D: #
- There's nothing 'rolling' about a 'rolling restart' if ALL your servers are offline for an hour plus. @blizzardcs fail as always. #
- Headache of doom. Napping a few hours in hopes it'll sod off. #
- The Australian dollar hit parity with the US dollar today. About time. Now, what amazingly cheap US muscle car should I buy? #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-10-10
- Had a few people ask, attached is the 'model' from The Colony, she's Becka Adams on my Flickr friends list: http://yfrog.com/nflqdmj #
- I give up, time for the inevitable, sleep time. #
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't! #
- 7th of December, 2010. Write me off your calender for a few months, Warcraft Cataclysm's release date. My predictions were nearly spot on. #
- Just found out my grandmother has lung, pancreatic, and liver cancer. Now I have to figure out how to break it to her and mum. :/ #
- Lauren Boden proves athletic women can wear make-up and not look like bull-dykes at the the Commonwealth Games in Delhi. #
- So little sleep, in such a foul mood today. Neighbours seem to love their power tools and home renovations on days like these. FML. #
- Xaunder-Moon Guard. Do it. http://yfrog.com/jp55rvj #
- It appears I'm on the market for a new ISP, @Telstra replied and don't want to play fair: http://bit.ly/bWFY5a So, ISPs, I'm open to offers! #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-10-03
- TEST: #X24 artificial emergency global event response tests global reach of social networks, http://bit.ly/Exer24 #
- I've favourited a YouTube video — Katy Perry sings "Hot N Cold" with Elmo on Sesame St… http://youtu.be/YHROHJlU_Ng?a #
- Greater Union / Event Cinemas don't let you DOWNGRADE from gold class tickets, absolutely ridiculous customer service. #
- I want a RealD passive 3D setup at home not a super expensive for inferior quality setup. Consumers are suckers when it comes to 3D. :( #
- I'm sick of sooky song segments in shows like Stargate: Universe and House; if your story runs 5 minutes short end it, no more lame music. #
- Just got a look at the 2011 Ford FPV GT Falcon, and I've got to say it's about time they look as overpowered as they drive. Gorgeous car! #
- Becka on The Colony proves models make the apocalypse sexy by wearing barely anything, and doesn't get raped in a survival situation! #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-09-26
Weekly Tweets for 2010-09-19
- I <3 @Telstra's fishing bundle team, they make tech support look inept, absolute quality service. #
- The cake isn't a lie. http://yfrog.com/9g6lbwj #
- Good morning world. :) #
- It appears @blizzard no longer enforce any code of conduct in WoW. So much spam and unhindered rubbish on Moon Guard tonight. #
- I forgot how woeful colds and flu's can make you feel. Punch anyone at work/school with one for me, disease spreading dickbutts. :( #
- McDonalds in Australia have brought back the '3 minute promise' (up from 1 in the 80's) but fail to meet it constantly, what's the point? #
- True Blood, Buffy for twilight twats. Absolutely the worst show on TV these days, the banality is agonizing. -4/10. #
- Scare Tactics #311 was a stunner, a lot of people have titanium balls under pressure; great to see. Check it out. #
- It's hard to get A/H tech support with billing being the only real support department that can FIX your @Bigpond woes. Outsource #fail #
- Pedobear stencil at Hunter Ln. Hornsby, in front of a childcare centre: http://yfrog.com/5dzeksj #
- Boring night of fail ahead. :( #
- I've favourited a YouTube video — Jace Hall – I Play W.O.W Music Video http://youtu.be/ltM5jHIJFw4?a #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-09-12
- Still no PM elected in AU. 2pp and seats have libs in the lead but ALP are still claiming 'victory', such a shambles/disgrace. Why vote? #
- I fought the DMCA and I won! YouTube apologized and reinstated the Pakistani ninja barrel roll video this morning. :D #
- Labor are in the lead of seats, let's see if Julia stands by her 'only 2pp matters' and Australia stays democratic with libs in 2pp lead. #
- The Colony season 2 is up to episode 6, if you haven't seen it, catch S1&2 on YouTube, 2>1 IMHO. #
- John Lenon's killer was denied parole, again, this morning. #
- I laughed. http://twitpic.com/2mbn5i #
- http://twitpic.com/2mbn5i – Okay, I smiled. But it's a start. #
- 24gb on WoW and Warhammer Online clients d/l'd, time to critique them against each other. WH40K online looks spectacular per E3! #
- Any Warhammer 40K fans out there? @me your emails for a once in a lifetime opportunity of epic win. (Don't DM, I don't read them!) #
- Thanks to the Suicide Girl who bought me 3 months access to SG. Randomness! :P #
- This weather can't make up it's mind. #
- Screw burn a Koran day, let's make it multifaith, and maybe throw a few dictionaries on the fire. Oh, and definitely some Ayn Rand! #
- The hostess of Clean House's voice gives me seizures. She's one of those WMD's Saddam never had. #
- Hillary Duff used to be cute before her crack addiction with her washed up musician ex. Watching Raise Your Voice, don't ask why. #
- Oh wow, Twitter has forcibly removed the top trending topic #KoranBurn Oh well, there's plenty of Twilight books to burn? #
- Monster Hammer X-presso, coffee in a can Japan vending machine style, now officially my favorite drink EVER: http://yfrog.com/0qn4pgj #
- I remember carrying a pager pre-cell phone days as a teen, man I was super high tech. Damn I'm old. :( #
- Where did the weekend go? Better yet, where are my pants? #
- Cancelled my Star Trek Online subscription; such a nonevent of a game, so unfinished it feels alpha, and I'm biased as a trekkie. #
- Take the IPAF 'Accidental Pirate' test and see if you're awesome, http://accidentalpirate.com.au – antipiracy hilarity ensues. #
Weekly Tweets for 2010-09-05
- Oh wow, bit of rain and the F1 grand prix just got crazy. Hamilton stacked it already. #
- Wow, race 13 of the F1 Grand Prix has turned into a demo derby, brb popcorn. :D #
- Recording World Rally Champs live on One HD for even more CARnage. (Cwhutididthar?) #
- Hamilton / Team Vodafone took first, next race 2 wks in Monza, Italia! #
- I've favourited a YouTube video — BED INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes) http://youtu.be/hMtZfW2z9dw?a #
- If you've never introduced your pet to what we humans call a wet willy, do it. It's HILLARIOUS. My cat flipped. :D #
- Instead of a 20c vaccination, the Chinese government are clubbing hundreds of thousands of dogs to death; western media turns a blind eye. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — There's nothing funny about Cylon Toast! http://youtu.be/ecJYN-FwUTA?a #
- Just saw Alain Robert on @sunriseon7, god that made AU look like a bunch of nanny state wankers. That bloke is awesome! #
- I keep getting phantom smells of cooking, herbs and spices. I wonder if something is on fire … #
- lexwinter.com // : So, it begins. http://lexwinter.com/2010/08/so-it-begins/ #
- The API program I wrote for uSocial (@areusocial) is Twitter approved and up and running: http://yfrog.com/3qep0j #
- 27 years and they've canned The Bill, WTF? You just can't do that BBC; sure I never watch it but .. :( #
- Goodnight folks. Btw, short props, hiring at http://lexwinter.com, legit work not BS scams you see on online. 4 x positions, more to come! #
- Jersey Boys (Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons tribute) coming to Australia. Might be worth checking out for my older demographic! ;) #
- 17/25 political parties last election got less votes than I have Twitter followers; I'm going to write an open letter addressing it. :P #
- Any CAD design folks looking for a project credit? Simple requirement, full references provided for your portfolio. @me if interested. #
- Twiends, handy f4f type site, http://twiends.com?i=bashprompt #


























